I HERD U HAVE TREATS
As a 4 year old, this was the funniest thing I’d ever seen. I think I talked about it for days.
This is still funny to me.
"hiring entry level positions"
requirements: 10 years experience in space station repair, masters degree in ancient serbian civilizations, unmatched knowledge of silkworm breeding, full understanding of teleportation mechanics and physics
This is simultaneously cool-looking and absolutely terrifying.
i was like, ohhhh what adorable little - AHHHHHH NO
astronomers got tired after watching the moon go around the earth for 24 hours so they decided to call it a day
Like hell is Jack going to stand by and let the other skeletons have all the fun!
THIS IS THE BEST
He should be their ruler
Well, he is the skeleton king
Correction, he is the pumpkin king. But he could totally have an alliance with the skeleton king.
The pumpkin army joins the skeleton war.
Steve Rogers did, in fact, realize that something was off when he saw the outline of the woman’s odd bra (a push-up bra, he would later learn), but being an officer and a gentleman, he said that it was the game that gave the future away.
#EXCUSE ME MA’AM BUT YOUR TITTIES ARE NOT CONES I’M CALLING BULLSHIT (via)
OH MY GOD
this is why i love nicknames. Because then when it’s serious time, and they person calls the other person by their REAL name, you know that they are either terrified, 100% not joking, or extremely worried.
My fave OTPs all have nicknames.
Me after summer break.